I meant to do this at the end of 2007, or at least within the first few days of 2008, but I've been busy and I got sick, so it's belated, but still valid. Here, in no particular order, are my twenty two favorite songs of 2007.
Why twenty two? Solely because I'm a big fan of alliteration. Why no particular order? Because I'm way too lazy/busy to argue with myself over which ones I like more - they're all awesome.
Oh, and check it - I even put together a nifty little playlist for you, so you can't be all "Oh man, that's a great list, but I'm way too lazy to go hunt down the songs on my own to listen to them." Now you have no excuses!
When I was 5 I starred as a precocious toe-head in a popular sitcom that lasted for three seasons and can still be seen in syndication on Pax TV. At the age of 8 I had a botched nosejob that couldn't be repaired until my features matured, effectively ruining what critics had hailed as the beginning of a promising career. Luckily, my financial manager took the bulk of my earnings from the show and invested in his high school best friend's risky upstart tech company known as Apple. Now that my hundreds of thousands are now millions I live on a large compound in the hills of Hollywood and breed shitz-a-poos for fun. While I spend most of my time petitioning the American Kennel Association to recognize my new breed I also enjoy the olive bar at Whole Foods, learning Spanish from my housekeeper Helga, and frivolous lawsuits. None of this is true, but if it was, I wouldn't have a blog.
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