I want to get married just so I can walk back down the aisle to this song:
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- When I was 5 I starred as a precocious toe-head in a popular sitcom that lasted for three seasons and can still be seen in syndication on Pax TV. At the age of 8 I had a botched nosejob that couldn't be repaired until my features matured, effectively ruining what critics had hailed as the beginning of a promising career. Luckily, my financial manager took the bulk of my earnings from the show and invested in his high school best friend's risky upstart tech company known as Apple. Now that my hundreds of thousands are now millions I live on a large compound in the hills of Hollywood and breed shitz-a-poos for fun. While I spend most of my time petitioning the American Kennel Association to recognize my new breed I also enjoy the olive bar at Whole Foods, learning Spanish from my housekeeper Helga, and frivolous lawsuits. None of this is true, but if it was, I wouldn't have a blog.
5 comments:
I heart Ray!!
you're about me section is hilarious. true? I'm sort of hoping it is what a fab tale
hehee
LOVE Ray.
Email me the deets on your John Mayer meeting. I may have a story for you too. :)
back down, or when you turn around to walk out??? me confuscious
i updated today, your turn
Richie - not true, unfortunately! Just something I randomly came up with one day that's far more interesting than my actual story.
D - back down. As in after the ceremony and the kiss (where my future husband will dip me and make it appear spontaneous but in reality I've made him practice it a hundred times).
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