Jokes and Jokes and Jokes

My favorite joke:

Two guys are sitting in a bar at the top of a skyscraper. One guy turns to the other and says "Did you know that if you jump out the window, the architecture of this building creates a wind that will pull you back into the building at the 10th floor?"

The second guy says "There's no way that's true. That's physically impossible!"

The first guy says "It's true! I'll show you." He walks over to the window and jumps out.

He passes 15

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And sure enough, at the 10th floor the winds grab him, pull him into an open window and he runs up the stairs

The second guy is just blown away. "That's an anomaly! There's no way that could happen twice!"

So the first guy jumps out the window again. He passes 15

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and sure enough, at the 10th floor, the winds grab him and pull him in and he runs back up to the bar.

The second guy is astounded: "I have to try this for myself! This is just too freakin' incredible." So he jumps out the window and passes 15

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and so on until SPLAT, he hits the ground.

The bartender turns to the first guy and says "Superman, you're an ass when you're drunk!"